How to not sell a bike

So I was looking at ads for bikes on craigslist, and I proceeded to stumble upon this beauty
http://provo.craigslist.org/bik/1936645863.html

If you'll notice a few things:
1. He is selling his bike because he is unable to put a chain back on. I think i was 7 the first time i fixed a bike chain.
2. He also models his abs. Are those included in the purchase?
3. Finally, for artistic purposes there is a black and white photo. Because not have color helps interest buyers.

Which brings me to my final point
4. Don't go to UVU.

Hello there.

I made a blog. For funsies. Mostly so my mom can stalk me without having to call so much and waste all our minutes. I also keep thinking of all these cool posts that are too long for facebook. I'm new to this whole blogging thing... so here goes!