Anime Twilight for the win!

Why I love and hate Youtube comments: (The subject is tattoos on Christina Perri if you couldn't figure it out)

AnimeTwilightgal

35 minutes ago

@Nerdhot plz if u dont mind dont put things i lyk in diz cuz i care bout way mor dan u think! yes ive never been there cuz i thhink boyz want bodyz! now sme1 corrected me n i accepted my ignorance! so yur inslonce is not needed. now i understand u kno how she feel and i respect dat zo imma pray 4 u getting better but wat i said iz just a thought! zo plz i kno wat i said waz wrong without knoin anything about her!! GOD BLESS YOU!!!!! goodbye

One reply:

12345oldenough

26 minutes ago 

@AnimeTwilightgal.

This, friends, is a prime example of immaturity and overall fail

Seriously her name says it all you don't have to even read the comments.

Last night I went to a "Titanic" themed semi-formal dance. Do I need to say how horribly insensitive that is? Or is the Titanic old enough that it's funny when a couple thousand people die. I just only hope the Holocaust will be funny in time for my kids' dances. Overall it was fun though. The residents' association went all out with the decorations they even had an ice swan and hors d'oeuvres. There was also a carriage that looked like Cinderella's and they gave rides on it. Not sure what that has to do with the Titanic. I wouldn't really know I never watched the movie. I'm sure Leonardo is secretly a princess. For part of it they had a group of art majors that would draw caricatures of you. The one who did mine was an RM that had actually served in CDA so that was kind of cool. It was fun but I swear if I hear Celine Dion again I might die.

Finals are coming up. Finals suck, I don't understand how taking a test every two weeks is not enough proof that we learned something. Shouldn't the grade I already have do the trick? But ok, ours is not to reason by, but to do and die. My only hard one will be calculus.

In 1957 President Eisenhower ordered the National Guard to integrate Little Rock High School, the result was the Little Rock 9x+C

My friend Mackayla and I compiled a book of the essays our writing class did. She did most the work but it turned out really nice I'm excited to have it. It's called "Drips of Thought" and the theme is a poem by Shel Silverstein. My essay is about being in the hospital and getting an Ipod, its pretty cheesey but I got an A so....ya.

So if you change your schedule to 28 hour days it will line up with the week, and you can stay awake for twenty hours and still sleep for 8 and get plenty of sleep. They better part is that if you start it at the right time the time you sleep will more or less line up with night, but on the weekends you'll be awake all night. I think I might do this for college since it's more or less what I do anyways.

Nutter Butters are great.

Living in the dorms is rather sucky. Considering how much it costs there aren't a lot of perks. For example the don't clean or resupply over weekends. So all weekend the bathrooms are disgusting and the vending machines are all empty. Also the doors lock from 12 to 6 am. It's really quite frightening, because if you get locked out during December when its 5 degrees outside theres not a whole lot you can do except freeze to death. A few weeks ago our bathrooms flooded and it took days for them to get around to removing the lake from our hallway. Then it smelled horribly.  

They turned the Cannon into a boat

We don't even get trashcans now....

Everything in this letter is true.... I didn't write it, some one posted it on the bathroom door

I drew a volcano! and a spider! I don't get any more artistic than this

My floor has a very refined, mature sense of humor

"Hello There Old Chap"

The title is the only bathroom stall vandalism I've find over all campus. Figures....

I'm publishing a book. Sort of. Mi amiga Mackayla and I are putting together a book of the essays our writing class wrote (Sponsored by the following corporations: BYU Honors Program). Our teacher like our essays and so she let us do this project. I have yet to publish a book in my life before so if anyone has any good helpful hints on how to design things let me know. Should be a fun project.

Today it snowed. I laughed on the inside (and the outside) about the the poor Californians who will soon freeze to death. I'm sure the hospitalization rate just jumped dramatically. Poor saps. Also I have no idea what to be for Halloween. It's killing me.

Every once in a while I'll over read someone's deeply personal text or note because they like to look at those things in class. A funny text that other day was To: Sarah (call don't text) "We need to have a talk. Not like a friend talk but like the talk". I guess one is its bad enough that Sarah is getting texted and not called, and two that they're having a talk. I wonder what she did....

My math professor, who insists we call him Coach, has a very particular expertise that he researches as a professor. Soap bubbles. Yes, he spends his spare time analyzing the mathematics of soap bubbles. Thats honestly what he does with his life. Yet he still wonders why no one wants to be a math major....

There's a daycare place I pass on the way to class. One day there were 6 of the exact same minivans all in a row. It was epic. There's also a suburban that has a sticker and a license plate that says "Twilight" so I figure the only  person who could get a Utah plate saying "Twilight" and not "Tw1light" or "Twlght" is Stephanie Meyer. It's gotta be her....

Yesterday I opened up someone's combination-lock mailbox by guessing. I don't know the probability of doing that but it's really really big. Suck that universe.

I'm pretty sure there is a secret dungeon/catacomb beneath the cannon. There are lots of hidden entryways into underground passageways of concrete. One of them, if you look just right, late at night, there's a light barely glowing far away. It's probably where they do sacrifices.

Ya.......

The same car we used to have. I miss that piece of crap

It was all an innocent hydrogen filled balloon fight until someone decided to light up. Also the only reason I stay awake in PS100

8 hours 14 miles and 12,00 feet later...

Yesterday I got a call when I woke up at noon and it was from my sister Emily. She said "Hey do you wanna hike timp?" "Uh....when?" "Like 2:30" "Uh..... you know that takes all day right?" "We'll bring flashlights." So that's how I got dragged into this insanity. So we ended up started at like 3:30. It was sunny and warm and generally pleasant.  Spirits were high and the hike was going well. We kept getting conflicting reports about how long it was to the summit. So we didn't really know what to expect. Well long story short it ended up taking A LOT longer than we though. We got to this one point were there were tons of rocks and we all rolled our ankles and it was jolly fun. We saw some mountain goats. I hate those things. Well we got to the top right after the sun went down so it was still really gorgeous albeit very very windy. I wish I had a real camera so you could tell. But it was really fun. Then when we walked down it was really cool because it was dark and we used the moonlight for most the time except were we went over the rocks again that kinda sucked. it was all fun until about hour 2.5 of the ascent. We thought we'd be done by then and everything looked unfamiliar so we got a little worried for a bit but we eventually got to the bottom. It was very tiring and Emily almost rolled off a cliff once but I saved her. I couldn't walk after that but it was an "experience" and if anything my legs are slightly stronger.

The beginning

Partway Up

The summit

Provo at night

The Pass

Funny thing; 65% of Antropology majors become professors. That means a majority of the people who learn the subject just go on to teach more people about it who will only go on to teach other people. It's a vicious circle.

Last Saturday my Honors Writing class had lunch at my teachers house, Rebecca Clarke, and she gave us a tour of her house. It was very interesting. One of the rooms was originally a log cabin built in 1867, she said it's the second oldest standing building in the area. Living in the house was like a puzzle, they kept discovering secrets like rooms that were buried underground and windows and doors that had been covered and lots of old tools hidden in the dirt. It was a very cool house.

This rock says "In Provo We Trust 1899' They found it when remodeling their house

This was a pond where a two year old died almost a century ago

I caught a snake!

Their walls had 7 layers of different wallpaper

And they have a half-pipe

Bought my first real six string, bought it at the five and dime....

I bought a guitar! It's a Fender and it was only $100. I'm pretty excited. Hopefully I don't suck at this whole guitar playing thing. I realized a have a lot of down time. There's only so much you can do when you only have two dvd's and a couple computer games for entertainment. Plus chicks dig guys who can play guitar it turns out. I tried to get some piano music today at the bookstore but their selection sucked. So we'll have to wait on that. I also figured out I'm pretty talented at riding-a-bike-one-handed-whilst-holding-a-guitar. It's hard than it looks....

Man's search for a brain

So today a girl randomly walked by me in the cafeteria and said "I like your jeans." So thank you Emily for picking them out. The funny thing was I got dressed in the dark this morning. So chance worked out in my favor. I basically wanna punch the people in my physical science class. Today some one said "How did [Millikan] know the charge?" Professor; "He measured it." Student: "With his eyes?" Yes. He measured an electrical charge of  1.69x10^-19 with his eyes. Hooray for common sense. On the brighter side my bike is extremely fast and alone today saved me 40 minutes of walking and eating breakfast from a vending machine.

My wheels

A quote I overheard:
"You've never walked this way?!? Oh man! you're in for a treat! You'll never walk the old way again."

First Day

The guy who designed Po was from BYU so they built a giant panda statue

How to not sell a bike

So I was looking at ads for bikes on craigslist, and I proceeded to stumble upon this beauty
http://provo.craigslist.org/bik/1936645863.html

If you'll notice a few things:
1. He is selling his bike because he is unable to put a chain back on. I think i was 7 the first time i fixed a bike chain.
2. He also models his abs. Are those included in the purchase?
3. Finally, for artistic purposes there is a black and white photo. Because not have color helps interest buyers.

Which brings me to my final point
4. Don't go to UVU.

Hello there.

I made a blog. For funsies. Mostly so my mom can stalk me without having to call so much and waste all our minutes. I also keep thinking of all these cool posts that are too long for facebook. I'm new to this whole blogging thing... so here goes!